Horoscopes
The online horoscope asked for a first name. So we gave ’em one. You guess what name we chose.
Right now you might need to develop some more trust in others, dickhead. You could be a little frustrated because you want to do things your own way. But you could be encountering some restrictions. Your dreams might require more time, money, and energy before they can come into reality. Try to have faith today. Realize that you have survived worse challenges in the past and have ended up triumphant. Don’t worry – you can make it through!
Then, cause I was going to say that we were looking at this cause our friend John pointed us to it, I went looking for a webpage that referred to him at all. Which is difficult, since his name is John Rambo. No, really. And then we found this, which made us cry with laughter even more than the horoscope.
