A more entertaining spam
I found this idea really funny: somewhere up above is a satellite that’s pinpointing the location of cheating wives right now. Score!
Subject: Profile has been added
Date: Tuesday 21 December 2004 17:36
From: …
To: brendan@…an-old-address…4 Cheating-Wives have been matched for you in your area:
1) Jessica, 120 lbs, 5′9, 36c, 10 miles away, available Dec 21-23rd
2) Laura, 127 lbs, 5′8, 36d, 8 miles away, available Dec 22-28th
3) Tabatha, 117 lbs, 5′6, 34b, 19 miles away, available most nights(husband
works midnights)
4)Sandra, 134 lbs, 5′9, 36c, 21 miles away, available most
week nights(looking for side-fling)All 4 women are waiting to speak with you live & have photos. Webcam’s are
available for all 4.http://…
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Even more amusingly, either their (evil?) twins also live near me, or we live a lot closer to you than I thought we did.
Comment by Christopher Davis — December 22, 2004 @ 01:07 GMT
Unfortunately, this idiotic e-mail can cause BIG problems. My wife saw this and thought (A) I was looking for cheating housewives, or (B) I’d been to “chat rooms” looking for something similar. She’s still bent out of shape about this spam e-mail and I’m furious with the sender for causing her to doubt my honesty/faithfulness.
Comment by Wes Dorman — January 24, 2005 @ 11:25 GMT