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I found this idea really funny: somewhere up above is a satellite that’s pinpointing the location of cheating wives right now. Score!

Subject: Profile has been added
Date: Tuesday 21 December 2004 17:36
From: …
To: brendan@…an-old-address…

4 Cheating-Wives have been matched for you in your area:

1) Jessica, 120 lbs, 5′9, 36c, 10 miles away, available Dec 21-23rd
2) Laura, 127 lbs, 5′8, 36d, 8 miles away, available Dec 22-28th
3) Tabatha, 117 lbs, 5′6, 34b, 19 miles away, available most nights(husband
works midnights)
4)Sandra, 134 lbs, 5′9, 36c, 21 miles away, available most
week nights(looking for side-fling)

All 4 women are waiting to speak with you live & have photos. Webcam’s are
available for all 4.

http://…

Today, at 12:41 UTC was the Solstice. I was rolling out of bed at that time, so I faild to observe it.

I have several vacation days I need to use before the end of the year or I loose them. So tomorrow my holiday starts. I hope to make a nice vegetarian Solstice dinner for 余艾蕾 tomorrow, purge the body before the lox, meatballs, ham, herring, and lutfish at my Mom’s Julbord. I know my Mom’s Julbord will be good, hopefully my meal will not be too outré.