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Every news outlet I visited this morning highlighted Ms. Clinton and Mr. Obama’s silliness. I just wish one of them would come out and say While I think I would be a better president then φ, I still think that φ would be a great president and would endorse φ over any Republican. By this time next week I hope to see them holding hands and saying things like We are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, I’d like to hear it. (The Simpsons, Treehouse Of Horror VII)